My 30 Wishes

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30 is not that bad, especially for people who are 50.
- Anonymous

Today marks the beginning of my thirties, a milestone worth embracing. There's no denying the passing of time, just as there's no resisting the tradition of blowing out candles and making wishes. For those curious about my desires, here they are:

  1. Discover the secret 11 herbs and spices of KFC and boldly change three of them, leaving people bewildered and exclaiming, "What on earth is happening?"
  2. Witness Manny Pacquiao's extraordinary transition to the UFC and see him face off against Anderson Silva.
  3. Enlist the Mythbusters to test every known Filipino superstitious belief, providing entertainment as Kari Byron fearlessly explores the impact of showering during her period.
  4. Experience the long-awaited reunion of the original cast in a Friends movie. Ten-tenenenen-ten-tenenen!
  5. Encounter a 'No Jaywalking' or 'No Smoking' sign that miraculously commands compliance.
  6. Organize a hentai-cosplay competition, with Alodia Gosiengfiao stunning the crowd in a La Blue Girl costume.
  7. Listen to a State of the Nation Address (SONA) that is refreshingly devoid of any political nonsense.
  8. Sell the Gundam RX-782 replica in Japan to a junk shop, valuing it by weight.
  9. Obtain an authentic lightsaber, igniting the fantasy within.
  10. Entice James Cameron to create a new Titanic movie, this time offering a unique perspective from the viewpoint of the iceberg.
  11. Become the next American Idol, showcasing my vocal prowess.
  12. Meet Kris Aquino and delve into her experience of using her parents' photos to pay for groceries.
  13. Let's add some pants to that beloved Winnie the Pooh character, shall we?
  14. During elections, instead of the tired "Vote Wisely," let's promote adverbs like "Sensibly," "Astutely," or "Judiciously" to inspire more thoughtful decision-making.
  15. Arrange for Lady Gaga to perform at an El Shaddai gathering, merging diverse worlds.
  16. Abolish the use of height-challenged individuals in determining passenger capacity for public utility jeeps (PUJs).
  17. Transform the actual EDSA into a vibrant reflection of Pupil's 20/20 music video.
  18. Facilitate another reunion concert and album for the Eraserheads, featuring all-new songs.
  19. Curate a party that makes the legendary Project X event seem like a Sunday school gathering.
  20. Persuade Sanrio to grant Hello Kitty a mouth, dispelling the eerie aura that accompanies a cat without one.
  21. Replace "Lupang Hinirang" with "Three Stars and a Sun" by FrancisM as the Philippine National Anthem.
  22. If an Eraserheads reunion was possible, why not strive for a Rivermaya reunion too? I'm referring to the original lineup of Bamboo Manalac, Rico Blanco, Perf de Castro, Nathan Azarcon, and Mark Escueta.
  23. Bring Pugad Baboy, Beerkada, and Kiko Machine to life through animated series adaptations.
  24. Create a captivating movie adaptation of Budjette Tan's Trese, with Angelina Jolie portraying the enigmatic Alexandra Trese.
  25. Craft a five-minute snooze alarm that activates after two hours, granting a brief respite from the world.
  26. Develop the willpower to engage in physical exercise and quit smoking, realizing the importance of health as we age.
  27. Attain the metabolism of a five-year-old child, evoking boundless energy and vitality.
  28. Ensure the perpetual safety and well-being of my cherished friends and loved ones, reminding them that regardless of my whereabouts, they reside forever in my heart, alongside the cholesterol slowly narrowing my arteries.
  29. Embrace life for at least three more decades, relishing each passing year.
  30. And, of course, strive for world peace!

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