I forgot my earphones…
Ang di lumingon sa pinanggalingan, di makakarating sa paroroonan (he who does not look at his origin/past will not reach his destination/future)… the person who said this must have been seated on the rear-facing seats of the bus, much like myself now. What constitutes an emergency? Who decides what’s an emergency or not? Can an emergency for a neurotic be accepted as an emergency for everyone else? If you did something that’s against the law, why do you pay a fine? Shouldn’t it be not fine, or any other antonym of fine? Which is harder, a person’s skull or a hard hat? Can we rename stairs to manual escalators? Tow trucks are the vehicle equivalent of bouncers carrying you out of the club. Slaughterhouse, laughterhouse. It’s amazing how one letter can be the entire difference between a comedy club and a vegan converter. Are you half-asleep or half-awake? How do you fire a firefighter? There’s nothing plain about airplanes. Red is the universal sign for stop. Except for bulls. Why...