TWD S4E6: Live Bait

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-          Finally something exciting is about to happen. The goddamn Governor is back.

-          So there really isn’t any other way for that zombie to get to the governor besides that open fire?

-          There’s a fucking house next to the Governor’s campsite but they prefer to sleep in tents.

-          Your loyal henchmen left you alone, Governor? Why the fuck did you let them live in the first place, when you killed everybody else?

-          If your friends left you, burning houses is apparently the best way for you to move on. That’s if you’re fucking crazy.

-          Zombies have a hard time getting to the Governor cause he probably smells like shit right now.

-          Never trust a guy who looks like a pirate, with the eye patch and the beard and everything, even if he gives you his gun. You’re gonna regret it.

-          The Governor doesn’t like Spaghetti-O’s.

-          How the fuck would backgammon help a kid talk again?

-          Stupid limp guy missed his brains when he shot himself in the head. Very, very bad shot.

-          Lady wants to get some, Governor. The only guy that’s been with them for several months was their dad. So unless they’re into incest, she wants to get laid big time.

-          First, get the backgammon upstairs. Then, get an oxygen tank from the retirement home. Governor’s probably thinking he should’ve just kept on walking when he saw that little girl.

-          How does a zombie in a wheelchair get you?

-          These people have probably been dead for more than a year. Even if they are zombies, shouldn’t they have decomposed by now?

-          The retirement home zombies have got to be the lamest zombies ever.

-          The end of the world is boring; according to this nurse lady (I didn’t get her name yet). Why doesn’t she try going out of their hole for a change? Run around being chased by a few dozen zombies, perhaps?

-          Yeah, lady. Leave your kid to the crazy guy who collects zombie heads as a hobby and loves the occasional zombie sabong. Great idea. He’ll probably kill your kid and keep her as a zombie.

-          Thanks goodness the Governor decided to shave. The hobo look doesn’t suit him.

-          Way to earn the ladies’ trust, Governor; smashing their father’s head with an oxygen tank.

-          Well, whatta you know, he did get their trust.

-          Ah… so the nurse lady’s name is Lily.

-          Product placement! Gorbelli’s, the official food of the zombie apocalypse.

-          Of course it’s gonna take some time to get the kid to like the Governor again, she just saw him beat her grandfather’s head to a pulp.

-          The sister and the daughter are asleep. Now’s your chance to get laid. Ninja style (not waking up the people sleeping next to you while doing it).

-          What a perfect time to sprain an ankle, right before a bunch of zombies chases you.

-          Lily’s sister falls over her backpack and she sprains her ankle. The Governor falls in an eight-foot ditch while carrying a little girl and he didn’t break anything at all. Awesome.

-          The Governor and the little girl fall in a ditch that has 3 zombies in it. The governor kills the first zombie by smashing its face on a bunch of bones, and then he rips the throat of the second zombie with his bare hands. The last zombie was just chilling and walking around not attacking anybody but Governor punches in its face. The zombie with the ripped throat is still going after the little girl. Governor uses a femur to split its head from the mouth. All together a very touching moment between the Governor and the little girl.

-          And the Mexican goon is back.


-          The next episode is going to be about the adventures of the Governor again. I guess that’s better than watching Rick frown and sigh while planting vegetables.

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